[ When Battler first appears on the feed ] …. W, What the Hell is this?! … I don’t know what kind of weird trick that damn witch is up to now, but I can’t really stick around here. I have a game to go back to ( Read more... )

[When the video feed turns on, Mami is holding a handheld gaming device next to her face, one her fellow idols would recognize from her home. It shows "Last of the Fantasies 8" on the screen, with a completion percentage of 100 and a playtime of seventeen hours.]Ufufu...once again, Mami defeats the evil wizard! In record time, too! Ami's record ( Read more... )

Things are really getting into the Christmas spirit, aren't they, lady? They kinda caught me off guard... I haven't had the chance to do any Christmas shopping, and I'm strapped for cash.

What? Is this just some sort of subtle way to beg me for more money again? Who would a guy like you even buy a Christmas present for to begin with? [ she sighs ( Read more... )

Okay, is anyone listening? Today we’re bringing you something special! I’m Ayumi Shinozaki, and with me is...

[ A remarkably similar voice follows close behind, though this one is calmer and a bit more restrained: ]

Chihaya Kisaragi. Welcome to our first episode of... of...

( Come to think of it, does it have a name yet? )

[ hello, citizens and colorful characters. You have been subjected to the steady gaze of a young woman with an absolutely unreadable expression ( Read more... )